Dear Mum,

I have definitely put my foot in it this time! Have fallen (literally) in with some strange new folk after have journeyed to the Stonesea mountains. I have not yet quite figured them out yet. Among them is one of our own (fetching too!) who seems to be a skilled pilferer... yet law abiding! Another prefers to spend his time as an eagle. And there's another of those Pelorian cultists, although dressed a bit better than the ones who knock on our door every Sunday.

Have found a lovely banner that I would love for you to sew into a cape when I return!

There's been some trouble with the locals, who have asked us to run two minor errands before we're allowed to pass, but we're sorting it out. Never fear for your son. Bingly's on top of it, as always!

-Your Loving Son.